I'll come to town for you   Pull my pants on down for you   Dress up like a clown for you   I will build an R-2 D-2   I won't even start for you   Then I'll crawl away   I will blow hot fart on you   Unless you fucking pay   Because I am the performer X3   I will come to town for you   Dress up like a clown for you   Try not to fuck around on you   Do so anyway   I'll even suck a cock or two   I will find the ark for you   Go sleep in the park with you   (Chorus)   But no sir, I'm not gay   Before I was a whore, on tour   With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down   I was the child always running around   Show biz was calling so I hit the stage   Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage   My life was bullshit and I didn't care   Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare   But play another song for you...   Thinking about a nose job, too...   But what else could I fucking do   cause I am the Performer