I want to live in a land where there's free coffee   And the beer flows out of the ground   The women are nice and they don't think twice   About kissing you and fooling around      I wanna live in a place where there's lots of diamonds   And the parties last till dawn   The fights don't hurt and there's chocolate dirt   And the weed is grown instead of the lawn      Is there such a place?   Well, I guess there could be   If we all could be so gentle   If we call could be so free, coffee      Is there such a place?   Well, I guess there could be   If we all could be so gentle   If we all could be so free, coffee      I wanna live in a place where there's free coffee   When they bury me in the ground   I'll have a smile on my face   I love life in this free coffee town      Is there such a place?   Well, I guess there could be   If we all could be so gentle   If we all could be so free, coffee