If you wanna write a letter, write a letter   If you'd rather make a phone call, pick the phone up and call me   But if you had to say it all with a pop song   Couldn't you atleast have bring me a good one?      She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you   Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too   She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you   Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too      Was it just a simple rewind and erase?   Was your mind squeaky clean in the first place?      If you got to write an essay do your research   If you got to stick your nose in a boy and girl fight hear both sides first   There's something wrong being copied on a memo   In a form of a bad country demo      She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you   Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too   She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you   Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too      Is there a funnel from her mind to your mouth now?   'Cause you don't edit anything, it just comes out      I gotta say it's pretty gay trading jabs with pop songs   So maybe next time we should just have a dance off   A dance off      Isn't there something in the bible about forgiveness and love?   And more importantly about throwing stones   And what your house is made of      You might reflect upon your own arrangement   Ninety four, get it blown in your basement   While your wife slept      She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you   Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too   She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you   Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too      She's brainwashed you, integrity   She's brainwashed you, family   She's brainwashed you, on a rhyming dictionary