Dr.Yang, Help me mend my broken heart   Gotta help me doc, I don't know where to start.   When she walked right out that door   Left me cryin on the floor   She said she's only going to the store      Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?   Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis   You would think I had chronic halitosis   Dr.Yang      Dr.Yang, now her voicemail box is full   and she won't call me, I'm feeling like a fool   The last time I saw her in her car   I threw her shit out in the yard,   Locked her out and headed to the bar      Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?   Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis   I could always hurt myself, doctor she knows this   Dr.Yang      All the kings horses and all the kings men   Couldn't get back my girlfriend      Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head (heart and head)   Actually there is something you can do instead (do instead)   Call my girlfriend from your number   Explain that you're a doctor   Tell her that I love her so   She hurt me more than she could know   And even with all your degrees   There's nothing you can do for me   She won't have to block my number any more      Dr. Yang   (da da da daaa da)   Dr. Yang   (da da da daaa da)   Dr. Yang      Gonna kill myself tonight   Tell her that, Dr. Yang