I fought hard in the second world war you hear them shout   No good bragging about the Afrika Korps it was beadles about      They dressed you up and took you off to world war one   Armed you and surrounded you with wire   Sat in stinking mud you sung your stupid songs   And waited till they told you when to fire      'Cause the rulers always laugh at a video bloodbath   And nothing makes them laugh like a video bloodbath      From the first world war to the Yom Kippur it was beadles about   The bayonets slice, the rockets roar and he jumps out      Fond memories of the bloody bridge you failed to hold   Many of your buddies killed or maimed   You would've shot at rabbits if that's what you'd been told   Till the general said I'm sorry you've been framed      'Cause the rulers always laugh at a video bloodbath   And nothing gets a laugh like a video bloodbath      Keep those entries coming leave those cameras running   Keep those entrails coming leave those soldiers gunning   Because you're sure to get a laugh with a video bloodbath   Nothing gets a laugh like a video bloodbath      Here's a wacky video we got last week   A bomb catches Arthur unawares   He's lost both his arms and he can't see or speak   But thank you for the memory you shared      'Cause the rulers always laugh at a video bloodbath   And nothing gets a laugh like a video bloodbath      Keep those entries coming leave those cameras running   Keep those entrails coming leave those soldiers gunning   Because you're sure to get a laugh with a video bloodbath   Nothing gets a laugh like a video bloodbath