Vagabonds don't fall in love   They just wheel and they deal   So if I turn a funny color when you kiss me   I can't help the way that I feel      Hooligans don't fall in love   They just break up others lives   So when I come to you on bended knee   Don't forget my twenty other wives      So why turn to a life of violence and crime?   So why, why do you cheat and why do you lie?      Because there's always someone with a bigger car   There's always someone with a bigger cigar   If you've been far, there's always someone   Who's been further than you're far      Make your cart, you get to the start   There's always someone in a faster cart   There's always someone in a faster cart   There's always someone in a faster cart      Gangsters don't fall in love   They just roam from town to town   So when we kiss and we hold and we whisper   Please, don't ever write it down      Hooligans don't fall in love   They just lie and they drink   So if you say, I won't say, 'I will'   Then I won't, I think      So why turn to a life of violence and crime?   So why, why do you cheat and why do you lie?      Because there's always someone with a bigger car   There's always someone with a bigger cigar   If you've been far, there's always someone   Who's been further than you're far      At last, you're straight and you make a new start   There's always someone with a better heart   There's always someone with a better heart   There's always someone with a better heart      But all in all, we're not so bad   We never take from our own kind   Bad's quite good when it's all you've ever had   And no bloody good sounds quite refined