Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyrics by Frank Zappa
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Why does it hurt when i pee?
Why does it hurt when i pee?
I dont want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when i pee?

I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Ay, Ay, Ay.

Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!
I!
Peeeeeeeee!
Why does it hurt when i pee?   Why does it hurt when i pee?   I dont want no doctor,   To stick no needle in me.   Why does it hurt when i pee?      I got it from my toilet seat.   I got it from my toilet seat.   It jumped right up,   And grabbed my meat.   I got it from my toilet seat.      Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.      Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.      My balls feel like a pair of maracas.   My balls feel like a pair of maracas.   Oh god. I probably got,   The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.   My balls feel like a pair of maracas.      Ay, Ay, Ay.      Why does it,   Why does it,   Why does it,   Why does it,   Hurt!   When!   I!   Peeeeeeeee!