The Longest Pee Lyrics by Adam Sandler
Album : They're All Gonna Laugh At You , They're All Gonna Laugh At You!
Clean Lyric
Paragraph Lyric
(noise in the background)
adam : hey man let me in there first
guy: go ahead man take it easy
adam : thanks i really gotta pee


( all adam )
(DOOR OPENS)
(zipper)
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
OoOo yeah!!!
(tinkle)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
Ooo MAN!!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
OOOO yeah!!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
Oooh
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
Oo AHH,..

(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
Ooh man
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
Ooh man!!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
oOh man!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
(sheeeeeeerrrr)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
OH MAN!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
OH MAN!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
OH!! OHH NO!!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
OHHH MAN!!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
AHHHH AHHH THERE AYA GO
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
(SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
(FART) OOOO MAN!! OMG!!
(KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK)
(sheeeeeeerrrr)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
(sheeeeeeerrrr)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
(sheeeeeeerrrr)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE!
(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)
(tinkle) oOAH thank god!
(zipper)
(pee's in pants) (shhhhh)
AHH man!!

guy : Hey man!! you pissed in your pants!!
adam : I know
guy : So did I...
adam : i guess that makes us piss pals!
(Both laugh)
(noise in the background)    adam : hey man let me in there first    guy: go ahead man take it easy    adam : thanks i really gotta pee          ( all adam )    (DOOR OPENS)    (zipper)    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    OoOo yeah!!!    (tinkle)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    Ooo MAN!!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    OOOO yeah!!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    Oooh    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    Oo AHH,..       (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    Ooh man    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    Ooh man!!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    oOh man!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    (sheeeeeeerrrr)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    OH MAN!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    OH MAN!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    OH!! OHH NO!!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    OHHH MAN!!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    AHHHH AHHH THERE AYA GO    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)    (FART) OOOO MAN!! OMG!!    (KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK)    (sheeeeeeerrrr)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    (sheeeeeeerrrr)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    (sheeeeeeerrrr)(tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE!    (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle) (tinkle)    (tinkle) oOAH thank god!    (zipper)    (pee's in pants) (shhhhh)    AHH man!!       guy : Hey man!! you pissed in your pants!!    adam : I know    guy : So did I...    adam : i guess that makes us piss pals!    (Both laugh)