And now a Bafoon's meeting with    The Dean of Admissions at a prostigeous college      Well Micheal i'd like to extend my warmest   congradulations on you're up comming graduation   and I understand you're interested in matriculating   here in fall      I got a snake man!      Yes pets are welcome here on campus be at    a dog,or cat and even the occasional reptile.      One time i fed it some beer man,it was slivering   this way and that! It was all fucked up!      I'm sure it was.Well we discourage inapropriate    drinking among both students AND pets here on campus      FUCKING SHIT!      Yes, that's a not-uncommon reaction to this policy.   So tell me a little bit more about you're background.      My father's a fucking ass hole man!      Hmm, I see. Your fellings of rebellion   are not unusual at your age son.      My mother's a piece of shit too!      Well I hope you can find an outlet for you're hospility   over the summer...So you can come to school in the fall   relaxed and ready to learn.      My teacher in High School was a stupid bitch man!   She had her head way up her ass!      Well the quality of the faculty of the university such as ours   far exceeds that of a public high school.      You're secratery is a real fat bitch man!       Yes she tried many diets over the years with minimal success.      I had diearhea last month, I had to shit all fucking day!       Uh huh...Well we all get the ocasional stomach bug,   never a pleasurable experience...So, have you given   any though to your choise of major?      I got a big fucking boner right now!      Um..I see. Well sexual harassel is not uncommon during   periods of nervous tension,I don't take offence.      One time I ate my neighbour's shit!      It's understandable. Well I enjoyed meeting you and    we'll send you our descision at the end of the month.      I bet you have really harry balls!      Yes..It's a heritable forest down there.Bye-Bye.