Man:    So you doin good?       Woman Whispering:    Yeah I'm fine how bout you?       Man:    How good could I be I haven't seen you in three hours?       Woman Whispering:    Oh richie!    Hey Richie my dad's down the hall,    And he doesn't want me on the phone so if,    I hang up on you its just because he's coming.       Man:    Ok so look uhh do you want to meet at the Spring Fling dance?       (gasping and the phone hanging up)    (Phone Rings)       Man:    Hello.       Woman Whispering:    Sorry I thought he was coming.       Man:    Thats ok so about the dance do you want to meet there?       Woman Whispering:    Umm well my brother gets the car on friday nights.       Man:    Well thats ok I'll come by and get you lets say around..       (gasping and the phone hanging up)       Man:    Come on!       (Phone Rings)       Man:    Hey.       Woman Whispering:    Sorry I guess he was just going to the bathroom.       Man:    Thats ok well look uhhh what was I saying oh yeah yeah.    Should I pick you up at like 7:30 or do you maybe wanna go later,    When the dance is really kickin'?       (gasping and the phone hanging up)       Man:    Gimme a break!       (Phone Rings)       Man:    Hello.       Woman Whispering:    Sorry it was just my dog.       Man:    Hey whats your dad's problem anyways why can't we talk?       Woman Whispering:    He just thinks I'm on the phone too much..    Oh my god uhh I gotta go!       Man:    Don't hang up!       Woman:    Richie I can't talk!       Man:    No I'm sick of this put your dad on the phone,    I wanna talk to him.       Woman:    Uhh Its not my dad.       Man:    What? Well who is there? Why can't you talk?       Woman:    Just look Richie uhh someone is here.       Man:    Who is there? Is it a guy?       Woman:    Richie!       Man:    I knew it I'll kill him put him on the phone!       Woman:    Ohh uhh its just hold on.       Man:    Hey man what the hell are you doing there?    Samantha is my girl you better stay away from her,    or I'll make you wish you were never born!       Buffoon:    Fuckin' Shit!       Man:    Yeah fuckin' shit is right buddy.    Don't think I'm kiddin' around man,    I'm crazy I'll smash your head in I swear to god!       Buffoon:    One time I saw my grandmother in the shower,    Her bush starts above her bellybutton!       Man:    Yeah well thats too bad, but I'm still gonna come over there    and beat your face in!       (hangs up)       Woman:    What happened? Was he mad?       Buffoon:    My neighbor's dog has a 4 inch clit!       Woman:    Oh buffoon your the coolest......    I love you