Announcer:    And now the Buffoon's date at the drive-in..    With the School's Valedictorian.       Valedictorian:    I really appreciate you're asking me out.    Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.       Buffoon:    This movie sucks shit!       Valedictorian:    Well, Ebert gave it thumbs up, but Siskel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly.       Buffoon:    Cathleen turner has big fuckin' tits!       Valedictorian:    Yes, well, she recently had a child.    I think her maternal biology may play a role in that.    She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?       Buffoon:    I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth    and blew his fuckin' head off!       Valedictorian:    Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for    male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as    part of their maturing process.       Buffoon:    That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head!       Valedictorian:    Well, I guess she's starved for attention and    she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.       (Sounds of Buffoon eating popcorn)       Buffoon:    This popcorn's fuckin' terrible.    It tastes like someone jizzed all over it!       Valedictorian:    Well the thought of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing.    Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome    by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.       Buffoon:    I looked at my asshole in the mirror today,    It blew my fuckin' mind!"       Valedictorian:    It's ironic that parts of one's body can seem odd and unusual    because you don't see them on a day to day basis.       Buffoon:    My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!       Valedictorian:    It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more    overpowering than another's.    I wonder whether its a function of the food digested or    that person's internal metabolism.          Buffoon:    I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl!       (Sounds of Buffoon Getting out of the car)       Valedictorian:    While, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion,    I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a    future rondevous.       Buffoon:    I's like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!       Valedictorian:    Bye bye! have fun!