He's a confident man   Relaxed and self-assured   But there's one situation    Makes him feel so insecure   When he takes a public leak   He becomes all shy and meek   He just can't let it go   If another guy might be looking below      He's pee shy   He's pee shy   He's pee shy      Even in the men's room   There's a pressure to compete   If you can't pee quick enough   They'll think you're beating meat   When takes a public leak   He always has to sneak a peek   Got to see with his own eyes   Does he measure up for size?      He's pee shy   He's pee shy   He's pee shy      There's a beefy hunk   Of porno movie fame   Struts his stuff on screen   Without a shred of shame   But in front of that bar trough   His tap just stays turned off   He can't unleash his spray   Until the others have gone away      He's pee shy   He's pee shy   He's pee shy      He's pee shy   He's pee shy   He's pee shy