This guy Michael, heÂ's a real good friend of mine   WeÂ've known each other a small eternity by now   He dresses sharp, smokes cigars and drinks good wine   An regular guy who wonÂ't make you raise an eyebrow      But, hey now, hey now, hey, now   Michael has a symptom   Hey now, hey now, hey now   Michael and the syndrome      MichaelÂ's also a splendid photographer   But donÂ't be fooled by this... should I say "normality"   When you least expect it the most bizarre things might occur    His brain is stuffed with endless weird ingenuity      Hey now, hey now, hey now   Michael has a symptom   Hey now, hey now, hey now   Michael and the syndrome      The wrong word at the wrong time to the wrong person   Cracked up a million times for this uncensored, verbal outlet   He simply doesnÂ't care as long as he is having fun   Could Michael suffer from the syndrome called Tourette?