In for the weekend   Out for the night   She gets caught in the curtains   Lost in the lights      But she's wearing a turban   Feeling alright   And she's hoping to God   That they're coming tonight      There's a man in the corner   Sipping a drink   He says, "I seen them all and   Sister you stink"      And the girls from the office   Try to be nice   But they're loud and they're dumb   And they bicker and fight      She knows, she knows   There are gonna be times   When no one goes   For her funniest lines      Comedienne   Please make up your mind   Are you laughing or crying   Are you killing or dying tonight      Back at the bar   She's been licking her wounds   He says, "Give up the vision   Performing in rooms"      If you work on your timing   And drop me a line   Baby, one of these Mondays   You're gonna be mine      She knows, she knows   There are gonna be times   When no one goes   For her funniest lines      Comedienne   Please make up your mind   Are you laughing or crying   Are you killing or dying tonight      She knows, she knows   There are gonna be times   When no one goes   For her funniest lines      Comedienne   Please make up your mind   Are you laughing or crying   Are you killing or dying tonight      She knows, she knows   She knows, she knows   She knows, she knows   She knows, she knows      She knows, she knows   She knows, she knows