Well, she picked me up in a German car   And she took me out to an Irish bar   Where I drank some beer in a plastic cup   Till I had some trouble standing up      And then she drove downtown to a strobe-lit place   Where all wore the guys wore chains and the thumping bass   Was so intense I could barely feel my face   And I think I asked her back to my place      But that's all I recall   And when I woke up in the hall   I was alone and softly groaning   And I'd lost my keys and lost my phone      And I wondered what I did or said   That I might soon regret   It was the night I can't remember   With the girl I can't forget      Well, I was reeling, watching the ceiling spin   The next evening when my friends walked in   And when I asked them if they knew where I'd been   They didn't speak at first, they only grinned      You see, I'm not the type to get in fights   But that might not have been the case last night   Because they heard that I had a word or two   With a man who asked "Is she with you?"      And if I took it the wrong way   I guess that's not for me to say   Though it seems I might have slipped up   When I offered him some grooming tips      But at least that helps explain   The cuts and bruises on my head   >From the night I can't remember   With the girl I can't forget      And it's all coming back now   Don't know how to react now   Guess I'll let it go   I'm not so sure I want to know      Well, I was back at work at 9:15   When a message popped up on my screen   It said "Pick me up at 8:45,   and we can give it one more try"      And now that I'm with her   The whole thing seems a bit absurd   Though she never fails to tell the tale   Of the time she had to post my bail      And for giving me a second chance   I'm forever in her debt   Since the night I can't remember   She's the girl,   I won't ever forget