Gold sun-glasses and a wandering eye   He looks like he's wearing a cheap disguise   But it's real   Don't you know how it feels      He goes to work and he scares the hell   Out of all the girls down in oradell   What a deal   Don't you know how it feels      Lay it down, lay it down   You've got to cover a lot of ground   Lay it down, lay it down   Karpet king   Karpet king      Half a drink and he's out of his head   He puts the boys back into their beds   And he's free   That's the way it should be      Out every night with the girl of his dreams   He knows it'll never be quite what it seems   To be   Don't you want hell to be      Lay it down, lay it down   You've got to cover a lot of ground   Lay it down, lay it down   Karpet king      Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down   Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down   Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down      Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down   Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down   Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down      (repeat and fade)