Lumiere:   Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride   And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.   And now we invite you to relax,    Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!      (singing) Be our guest!   Be our guest!   Put our service to the test   Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie   And we provide the rest      Soup du jour   Hot hors d'oeuvres   Why, we only live to serve   Try the grey stuff   It's delicious!   Don't believe me? Ask the dishes      They can sing   They can dance   After all, Miss, this is France   And a dinner here is never second best      Go on, unfold your menu   Take a glance and then you'll   Be our guest   Oui, our guest   Be our guest      Lumiere and Chorus:   Beef ragout   Cheese souffle   Pie and pudding "en flambe"      Lumiere:   We'll prepare and serve with flair   A culinary cabaret!   You're alone   And you're scared   But the banquet's all prepared   No one's gloomy or complaining   While the flatware's entertaining      We tell jokes   I do tricks   With my fellow candlesticks      Chorus:   And it's all in perfect taste   That you can bet      Come on and lift your glass   You've won your own free pass   To be our guest      Lumiere:   If you're stressed   It's fine dining we suggest!      Lumiere and Chorus:   Be our guest!   Be our guest!   Be our guest!      Lumiere (spoken):   Life is so unnerving   For a servant who's not serving   He's not whole without a soul to wait upon   Ah, those good old days when we were useful   Suddenly those good old days are gone.      Ten years we've been rusting   Needing so much more than dusting   Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills   Most days we just lay around the castle   Flabby, fat and lazy   You walked in and oops-a-daisy!      Mrs Potts (singing):   It's a guest!   It's a guest!   Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!   Wine's been poured and thank the Lord   I've had the napkins freshly pressed      With dessert, she'll want tea   And my dear that's fine with me   While the cups do their soft-shoein'   I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing   I'll get warm   Piping hot   Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?   Clean it up! We want the company impressed      Chorus:   We've got a lot to do!      Mrs Potts:   Is it one lump or two?   For you, our guest!      Chorus:   She's our guest!      Mrs Potts:   She's our guest!      Chorus:   She's our guest!      Chorus:   Be our guest   Be our guest   Our command is your request   It's ten years since we've had anybody here   And we're obsessed!      With your meal   With your ease   Yes, indeed, we aim to please   While the candlelight's still glowing   Let us help you   We'll keep going...      Course by course   One by one   'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"   Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest   Tonight you'll prop your feet up   But for now, let's eat up   Be our guest!   Be our guest!   Be our guest!   Please, be our guest!