Lumiere:   Ha ha, we, my friends.   The day we have waited for may be at hand!      Mrs. Potts:    Oh, only if that were true,   Lumiere!      Lumiere:   Aaah...human again      Mrs. Potts:    Human again      Lumiere:    Yes, think of what that means!      Lumiere:   I'll be cooking again   Be good-looking again   With a mademoiselle on each arm   When I'm human again   Only human again   Poised and polished and gleaming with charm...   I'll be courting again   Chic and sporting again      Mrs. Potts:   Which should cause sev'ral husbands alarm!      Chip:   I'll hop down off the shelf      Lumiere:   And toute suite be myself      Chip:   I can't wait to be human again      Mme. De La Grande Bouche, Mrs. Potts, Babette:   When we're human again   Only human again   When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more      Chip:   Little push, little shove   They coul, whoosh fall in love      Mme. De La Grande Bouche:   Ah, cherie, won't it all be top-drawer   I'll wear lipstick and rouge   And I won't be so huge   Why, I'll easily fit through that door   I'll exude savior-faire   I'll wear gowns! I'll have hair!   It's my prayer to be human again      Cogsworth:   When I'm human again   Only human again   When the world once more making sense   I'll unwind for a change      Lumiere:   Really? That'd be strange!      Cogsworth:   Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?   In a shack by the sea   I'll sit back sipping tea   Let my early retirement commence   Far from fool made of wax   I'll get down to brass tacks and relax      All:   When I'm human again   So sweep the dust from the floor!   Let's let some light in the room!   I can feel, I can tell   Someone might break the spell   Any day now!      Lumiere/Babette:   Shine up the brass on the door!   Alert the dustpail and the broom!      All:   If all goes as planned   Our time may be at hand   Any day now!      Mrs. Potts, Egg Timer, Whisk:   Open the shutters and let in some air      Mrs. Potts:   Put these here and put those over there      All:   Sweep up the years   Of sadness and tears   And throw them away!      Belle:   When Guenèvire heard that Arthur was slain,    she went away to a convent, and no one could    make her smile again. The end.      Beast:   What a beautiful story      Belle:   Oh, I knew you would like it!    I would like to ask you something      Beast:   What's that?      Belle:   A second chance. Would you have dinner with me tonight?      Beast:    Huh? Me? You? Well, that would be,   I mean -- Oh, yes!!      All:   When we're human again   Only human again   When the girl fin'lly sets us all free   Cheeks a-bloomin' again   We're assumin' again   We'll resume our long lost joie de vie   We'll be playin' again   Holiday' again   And we're prayin' it's A-S-A-P   When we cast off this pall   We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall   When we're all that we were   Thanks to him, thanks to her   Coming closer and closer   And closer and...   We'll be dancing again!   We'll be twirling again!   We'll be whirling around with such ease   When we're human again   Only human again   We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes   We'll be floating again!   We'll be gliding again!   Stepping, striding as fine as you please   Like a real human does   I'll be all that I was   On that glorious morn   When we're fin'lly reborn   And we're all of us human again.