Well we've been going together    Since the eighth of November    And though it seems like forever    I very clearly remember    You told me on our first date    What you'd do on my birthday    Well hooray it's my birthday!    And frankly, baby, I can't wait.       I don't want to die a virgin       The other day I discovered    A magazine of my brotherís    I read it under the covers    It got me all hot and bothered.    Now every time that I see you    Your uniform becomes see-through    You don't know how much I need you    The "Handy Andys" I've been through       I don't want to die a virgin       The pines and the cedars rejoice in his fall    How are you fallen from heaven?    Oh Hellel, star of the morning       With all the bombs and the bird-flu    We're probably gonna be dead soon    And here we are in your bedroom    Oh did I tell you I love you I love you I love you    I can feel your heart beating    And your breathing increasing    Your folks are out for the evening    I really hope I'm not dreaming       I don't want to die a virgin