The movies save on conversation    And the TV saves on sight    We met in a head-on collision    So I would say our chances would be slight    You can lead and I will follow    See us dancing cheek to cheek    You'll remember me tomorrow    But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week    Say you love me until you do so    Joso singing just like Caruso    Three little words roll off your tongue    Somehow your face just doesn't look so young    You say you want to strike a bargain    Now there is no need to speak    You say you want to learn the jargon    But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week    You start acting like a zombie    Someone wants your piece of cake    You think you want to jump up on me    But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week       Oh what a letdown when the battle was finally won    One little breakdown and then it was over and done    I wish I had your confidence    It's love and not coincidence    Do you say these words to everyone ?    You're fantastic, you're terrific    Your excellence is almost scientific    You took the words out of my mouth    You put the tongue into my cheek    But I'd better lose my memory by Wednesday Week