Its so white out today   Im missing the blues         so you think He's the best in the whole world?   You should kiss more,   Trumpet players girl   see you sucking the brass cap,   we'll see who has the last laugh,   and the trumpet of that man,   do a twitch and you cant get past them         I cant take anymore   I've got to get to the door   looking down at the knees   too many fake ideas   I cant hear the band   I don't know where to stand   and it's pouring in, and I...   will you please kiss me?         on stage the bugle looks so cute   and the trumpet goes "toot toot toot"         happy billie holidays   I feel like history   and if the visitor's missin' me   I'm not much of a player   kiss kiss kiss me yeah.   I'm not much of a player   kiss kiss kiss me yeah   I'm not much of a player   kiss kiss kiss me yeah   I'm not much of a player   kiss kiss kiss me yeah   I'm not much of a player.         see us stuck in Nebraska   and I'll have the last laugh   yeah that trumpet man   I do a twitch and I can get past them.         I cant take anymore   I've got to get to the door   looking down at the knees   too many fake ideas   I think i cant hear the band   I don't know where to stand   it's a crazy dream   as it seems   will you please kiss me?         happy billie holidays   I feel like history   and if the visitor's missin' me   I'm not much of a player   kiss kiss kiss me yeah.   yeah yeah yeah.