High School party, senior year   Boys and girls are all sippin on beer   I like soda, wheres the soda   Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda   I see you from across the crowd   I said the party is bumping and the music is loud   You're really drunk and you're looking sad   Its like a date rape ad      Girl, then we start to dance and   Girl, baby this is romance   Girl, Im starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants   Girl, you're bodies like what    conjunction junction, thats a fine ass but   Im like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping sucking til you get to the nut      And I said   Lets rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block   Either way girl, were taking a walk nothing?   Youre gonna love me the way my uncle did   Except you're not gonna to go to court for doing it   Be a guillotine or my girl instead   Either way, youre giving me head   Im gonna love you baby the right way   Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say      Girl   When I say girl      We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter   Whys it called dry humping if I always need a towel after   You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed   Even though you're yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed   Were both aware of my erection   You ask if I have protection   I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit      Girl    Girl      Insert a euphemism   A sexy mental prism   Increase my pelvic rhythm   For you with my syllogism   I know your body and I know how to please ya   Dont thank me, thank wikipedia    Guys dont go down, well I am-   What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram   Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess   Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad      High school party, senior year   None of that happened cause I wasnt invited ... hmm ..