Well I'm the girl for every high school guy   Yeah I got everything   A little shirt and a skirt so high   Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string   I'll drop my books and then I'll bend and then I'll bend a little more   Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend   Well that bitch is a whore      With a capital H-O-A-R   Ignorance is bliss   Who needs feminism   With an ass like this   And a capital H-O-A-R   You guys liking what you see   Cause if beauty's on the inside   You might as well go inside me      Well I'm the guy for that high school girl   Yeah partying is my life   In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym   And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife      You know I like to hang loose   No way! So does my crotch   Well I hope you brought your man juice   Cause I bought scotch      With a Capital One No-Hassle card   Stolen from my dad   Dignity is overrated   Self respect's a fad   Well I'm like a game of baseball   Cause there's something you might catch   Well and if you put out   I'd say that we're a perfect   I'd say that we're a perfect   I guess that we're a perfect match   A perfect match   A perfect match