Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays   But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...   I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,   A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,   And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,   And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.   I spit fire like I just blew a demon   My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin   I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies   You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.   If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya.   You're a first time veagan and it's nice to meat ya      I'm bo yo   I'm the greatest rappa eva   And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not   Think your better your not   Don't need a sweater I'm hot   I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot      What the hell's a g spot?      Go to a   Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3   Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunt tree   That's right, consider yourself warned   I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn   Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?   Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram   Look at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram?   Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.      First base, were making out   Second base, I'm getting faked out.   Third base, I'm getting take out   And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out   But I just don't know I said I just don't care I said   My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear   And you can spell and smell my stink   B.O. lingers and it makes you think      Cause I'm bo yo   And I'm the greatest rappa eva   And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not   Think your better your not   Don't need a sweater I'm hot   You got two eyes, only got one shot. yeahh.      Yo,   Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,   I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze   I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.   Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.   YO, My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with   Common you asian child labor show me what your workin with   OOO large machinery      Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects   I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect   That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't Have sex with members of the same sex   So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex Left is some left hand shame   And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u Can write my name      Cause I'm bo yo   I'm the greatest rappa eva   And I'll weather your weather whether you think your better or not   Think your better your not   Don't need a sweater I'm hot   And if I can't think of another rhyme then I ought,   To think of one.      Yeah write this down man.   Yo, yo      Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics   I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics   This isn't about ironic pigment   If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.   Yeah.      Feel it ready.      Man, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people Think I'm lookin for lost rings   Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.      Oh,   Come on   Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin   Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and   If I'm in the closet then you are blow me   Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey   Yeah.      Yo, cause I'm bo yo   I'm the greatest rappa eva   And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not   Think your better your not   Don't need a sweater I'm hot   I'm a real g that can really find your g spot.   Yeah, yeah, yo, yooo.   I'm a real g homey that can really find your g spot.      Oh.   Oh my God buy my e.p. on iTunes.   Right now, go right now,   While I stall.   Buy it right now.      Out.