Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating   But there are several other very important differences   Between human beings and animals that you should know about      I'd appreciate your input      Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought   Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about   So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts   Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up   You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds   I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns   Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined   To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time      Do it now   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it again now   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Gettin' horny now      Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket   Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it   Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas   But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"   So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship   Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip   So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle   And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"      Do it now   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it again now   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Gettin' horny now      You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it again now   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it now   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it again now   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Gettin' horny now