Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating   But there are several other   Very important differences   Between human beings and animals   That you should know about      I'd appreciate your input      Sweat baby, sweat baby   Sex is a Texas drought   Me and you do the kind of stuff   That only Prince would sing about   So put your hands down my pants   And I bet you'll feel nuts   Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert   And you're getting two thumbs up   You've had enough of two-hand touch   You want it rough, you're out of bounds   I want you smothered, want you covered   Like my Waffle House hashbrowns   Comin' quicker than Fed Ex   Never reach an apex   Just like coca-cola stock   You are inclined to make me rise an hour early   Just like daylight savings time      Do it now      You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it again now   You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Gettin' horny now      Love, the kind you clean up   With a mop and bucket   Like the lost catacombs of Egypt   Only God knows where we stuck it   Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific   I wanna be down in your South Seas   But I got this notion   That the motion of your ocean means   "Small Craft Advisory"   So if I capsize on your thighs   High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship   Please turn me on   I'm Mr. Coffee   With an automatic drip   So show me yours, I'll show you mine   "Tool Time"   You'll Lovett just like Lyle   And then we'll do it doggy style   So we can both watch "X-Files"      Do it now      You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it again now   You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Gettin' horny now      You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it again now   You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it now   You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Do it again now   You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals   So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel   Gettin' horny now