Times new roman you know the type   Calling me public enemy, but don't believe the hype   Tough guy like the one in "star 80" wanna bait me   Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me   Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink   Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a tiddlywink   Know what I think? I think you might be darwin's missing link   Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a shrinky dink   Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit   Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick   How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?    Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob   I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord   If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "academy awards"   That's why I ran like a flock of seagulls why make-up like mary kay?    You must've given up on hair plugs ¡®cause now you're going toupee      All in all you're just another dick with no balls   All in all you're just another dick with no balls      Mama said talk this out and resolve   Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve   Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool   Half with it half wit half finished high school   Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered   Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ¡®em battered   Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel   Where's your brother daryl? where's your other brother daryl?    Givin' me that macho man randy savage stare   Wanna snap into a slim jim break my limbs but do I care?    No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime   I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time   Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum   Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum   Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone   When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone      All in all you're just another dick with no balls   All in all you're just another dick with no balls      Right turn clyde   Right turn clyde   Right turn clyde   Right turn clyde