We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.   Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.   Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.   Yeah, Tupac Shakur.   Nah bitch, I'm talkin' ‘bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.   What? Falco?      Rock me Amadeus    Rock me Amadeus    Rock me Amadeus    Rock me Amadeus    Rock me Amadeus    Rock me Amadeus    Rock me Amadeus    Rock me Amadeus    Rock me Amadeus       Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze    Golden Girls got me Sweatin' To The Oldies    Hangin' out like double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas    Wrote to Mayor McCheese Send a Shamrock Shake please?    Three o' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders    Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later    Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?    Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again    Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy    Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty    Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it    Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives    So I like to dance naked in front of my pets    But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.    Play spin the bottle with my mom    I watch Cops with no pants on       Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on    Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong    Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes    Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five    Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill    Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will    Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood    Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood       Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum       Nowhere to go I can't wake up late    Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate    Stalemate jailbait in My So-Called Life imprisonment    Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?    I like to pretend I'm speed reading    Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezin'    Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge    Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day    And I recycle I sniff my own farts    I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts    I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey    Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby    Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime    Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time    Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest    Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch       Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on    Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong    Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes    Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five    Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill    Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will    Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood    Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood       Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum       I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums    When you wanna cum    I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums    When you wanna cum    I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums    When you wanna cum    I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums    When you wanna cum       Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?   Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.   Hey Pac-Man, what's up?   Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?   No Pac-Man drugs are bad!   Nope can't help you man.   Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!      Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on    Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong    Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes    Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five    Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill    Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will    Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood    Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood       Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum       Holy macaroni    Holy macaroni    Holy macaroni    Holy macaroni    Holy macaroni    Holy macaroni    Holy macaroni    Holy macaroni