Funeral crashing tonight-alright   Drive right in and fight-let's fight   Knock 'em over the head-the head   Haul away their dead   We got him in a hefty bag   Don't be sad be glad   Your son's in a hefty bag   Heftyheftyhefty   Wimpy wimpy wimpy   Heftyheftyhefty   Wiimpy wimpy wimpy   Cruising Sunset Strip-the Strip   Looking for some chicks-some chicks   Show 'em what we got-we got   Before it starts to rot   We sprayed it with some "Off"   To keep away the bugs   It gives us better luck, yeah   Throw the bag in the back seat   We think the "thud" sounds real neat   Work all week then Friday night   We all go funeral crashing tonite   Funeral crashing tonite-alright   Drive right in fand fight-let's fight   Knock 'em over the head-the head   Haul away their dead   Chicks that that it's great-it's great   The world's cheapest date-cheap date   Cruising around town-'round town   We roll the windows down   Heftyheftyhefty   Wimpy wimpy wimpy   Heftyheftyhefty   Wimpy wimpy wimpy   Funeral crashing tonite   And don't forget   You can always repent on Sunday