I woke up at 3 a.m.  I had to run to the can  I whipped it out but couldn't pee  I've been infected with yeast  We didn't know we didn't know  That yeast would make it hard to go  We're sorry that we did you wrong  And made it hurt to hold your schlong  CHORUS  Yeast infections are bad  They really make us itch  Put on some cream, it'll go away  'Cause if you don't it's here to stay  Hey!  I'm standing there in disbelief  I only wanted some relief  I tried and tried to no avail  Ten seconds of heaven-now I'm in hell  We're going to the pharmacy  'Cause we are also quite itchy  You're no the only one in hell  It feels like shit for us as well  CHORUS  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------