I was walking home from school one day  When I saw Danny standing there  I tried to show him my dirty underwear  He showed me his and nothing would compare  And he said  CHORUS  You're ugly  What the fuck gave birth to you?  You're ugly  And I bet your mom is too  You're ugly  Man what's with that doo?  You're ugly because you're ugly  I kinda wonder when I think back to those days  Why did all the boys get scared and run away?  So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true  My reflection looked at me like it was scared too  And it said  CHORUS  Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name  was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And  everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day  these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi  Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see those  pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said,  "Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, bitch!" And I looked at them and  they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin  seeds and I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my  boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick  your fuckin' ass, bitch!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to  me? She said...  CHORUS  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------