La la, primitive enema  La la, primitive enema  I've been sitting on the pot all fucking day  I've read all my magazines-twice!  I gotta get on with my fucking life  There's one thing left that I haven't tried  CHORUS  I need a primitive enema  No, I need a primitive enema  No, I need a primitive enema  La la, primitive enema  I gladly spent the forty bucks  I spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love!  You wouldn't understand the joy I felt  When they finally yanked the butt plug out  CHORUS  People say that I'm full of shit  They don't know the half of it-no!  You might think that I'm sick and wrong  But try it and you'll know where I'm coming from  CHORUS  Desperate people do desperate things  You don't know the joy it brings  Desperate people do desperate things  You don't know the joy it brings  CHORUS  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------