You see him in the Anchor   Almost stays for every night   On the weller or playing darts   I see his game is really tight      And Leslie don't you know   There's more than your little town   There's a big, big world to see   But you're so scared to leave      Leslie Parlafitt   Leslie Parlafitt      He's about as right as you can get   And no he's not afraid of it   He'll put you right on immigrants   And blunkett let's have Parlafitt      And Leslie don't you know   There's more than your little town   There's a big, big world to see   But you're so scared to leave      He was born in 83   And this town he'll never leave   ... on Saturday night   Especially if he starts a fight