When I look into her big brown eyes   I can't help but stroke her hair   When she sits up in my lap   All my problems I can air   She whimpers when I stroke her spine   And I know she's feeling fine   The way that she looks at me   Lets me know that she's all mine      As she lays back and I gaze into her eyes   And I think about the missus   And I think about the lies   What would I do if she found out about us two   Would I run away through parks and through the woodlands   And start afresh with you   Start afresh with you      She growls at me when she wants more   And we play into the night   She likes it when we use toys   But makes sure I do it right   There's so many others out there   But it just wouldn't seem right   To let her know I, I tickle on her tummy   And I hold her really tight      As she lays back and I gaze into her eyes   And I think about the missus   And I think about the lies   What would I do if she found out about us two   Would I run away through parks and through the woodlands   And start afresh with you      *Whistles*      I hear a key turn in the door   And it looks like we've been caught   Come on girl I'll get your lead   It's time we took you for a walk      *Whistles*