You see him in the anchor   On most days but every night   On the weller or playing darts   You see his game is really tight      Ooooooooooooooooohh ooooooooooooooooohh   Lesley don't you know   There's more than your little town   There's a big big world to see   But you're so scared to leave      Lesley Parlafitt   Lesley Parlafitt      About as right as you can get   And no he's not afraid of it   He'll put you right on immigrants   And Blunkett let's have Parlafitt      Ooooooooooooooooohh ooooooooooooooooohh   Lesley don't you know   There's more than your little town   There's a big big world to see   But you're so scared to leave      He was born in '83   And this town he'll never leave   Question he smiles that smile    Question on a Saturday night   Especially if he starts a fight      Ah-sha-la-la-la-la-la-la   Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la   Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la   Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la   Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la      Lesley don't you know   There's more than your little town   There's a big big world to see   But you're so scared to leave      Lesley Parlafitt   Lesley Parlafitt