Surrey girls like tight jeans   Right up tight against their skin   Take you home to the dark   And show you what's in      With glasses bigger than her face   She's off to get her wotsit waxed   Find that Gucci bag she wanted   from Harvey Nicks      Cause she's only thinking about number one again   But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing   Hold on      Surrey girls like their boys   with lots of cash to buy them toys   A Porsche or a Merc will do   Turn heads with the noise      Sprayed on tan and new lip gloss   She is off to meet the boss   Three little kids he's got   But she just don't care      Cause she's only thinking about number one again   But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing   Hold on      Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge   Where it came clear to me   You need love you need love   But you're wasting time   Oh but now Surrey girl   I can really show you how   Give you love give you love   And I'll waste your time      In her time she's learnt some tricks   Fourty licks and bamboo sticks   She is queen here right now   Boy you'll be numb      That figure ain't just by luck   Atkins Diet nip and tuck   Hours on the treadmill   And yes she gives a good fuck      Cause she's only thinking about number one again   But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing   Hold on      Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge   Where it came clear to me   You need love you need love   But you're wasting time   Oh but now Surrey girl   I can really show you how   Give you love give you love   And I'll waste your time      And now it seems that I have fallen for a Surrey girl   And she has promised she won't leave me for another girl   And now at night we lie and hold each other really tight   And then we promised yeah that we would be the only ones   The only ones      Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge   Where it came clear to me   You need love you need love   But you're wasting time   Oh but now Surrey girl   I can really show you how   Give you love give you love   And I'll waste your time