'Cause all the cars are slowing up    And now the lights are going red    And all these stupid little thoughts start swimming through my head    The girl in front's doing her lippy in the mirror there    A wide boy cruises up and he stops just to have a stare    Meanwhile the girl behind him's had enough and starts to beep    Sticks her finger out the window and starts shouting things    On the other side of the road two cars have had a prang    And in the middle of all this I'm just trying to stay calm       Cos who'd have thought you could have so much fun    Staring at two red lights    Wishing that you had a gun    Oh it wasn't supposed to turn out like this    I only popped out for a banana milkshake    And a supersized pack of chips    It wasn't supposed to turn out like this       Cos now my back's really starting to ache    Yeah my eyes are getting heavy and I can't stay awake    The DJ on the radio's really starting to vex me    And if nobhead gets any closer then he's gonna scratch me    Cos I can feel the pressure rising, like that film, falling down    The light's are green brainchild, what you waiting for    Cruising around in your X5 Jeep with your 20" rims    And your cream leather seats    With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other    Whats your problem you stupid mother       Cause who'd have thought you could have so much fun    Staring at two red lights    Wishing that you had a gun    Oh, it wasn't supposed to turn out like this    I only popped out for a banana milkshake    And a supersized pack of chips    It wasn't supposed to turn out like this       Cause now my blood pressures up and my eyes have gone red    I've got rage on the brain, I need to get myself set    There's a policeman on the corner I think he's seen me on the phone    What's that 3 points, 60 quid    I should have stayed at home       Who'd have thought you could have so much fun    staring at two red lights    Wishing that you had a gun    Oh, it wasn't supposed to turn out like this    I only popped out for a banana milkshake    and a supersized pack of chips    It wasn't supposed to turn out quite like this