Ooo ooo what if maybe    Ooo ooo what if maybe    Ooo ooo what if maybe    I hadn't have met you, no I hadn't have met you       What if maybe I was in the cool group then    I didn't have acne and hang out with Ben    What if maybe my teeth were a bit straighter    My nose was a bit smaller and my lip messed up later       What if maybe we had a bit more dough    What if maybe I didn't wear a naff coat    What if maybe mum had given in    I would have worn the dream skate jacket,    Reebok pump and a gold sovereign       What if maybe we had lived around the estate    What if maybe I had a different bunch of mates    What if maybe Logan was someone else    And we never watched the films on his dad's top shelf       Ooo ooo what if maybe    Ooo ooo what if maybe    Ooo ooo what if maybe    I hadn't have met you, no I hadn't have met you       Ooo ooo    Ooo ooo    Ooo ooo       Ooo ooo    Ooo ooo       Maybe then I got in with the king    Maybe he would have taken me under his wing    Maybe that night I would have gone with him    And we'd ended up as cell mates in Bellmarsh prison       Maybe then I got all that kit    Maybe I'd have stuck with that music    Maybe I'd never have gone to South Africa    And gone to the big smoke to be a DJ superstar       Maybe then I was a lot better looking    Maybe the other boys wouldn't have got looking    Maybe then I got in bed with Katie    I got stuck in the house somewhere with Alan and the baby       Ooo ooo what if maybe    Ooo ooo what if maybe    Ooo ooo what if maybe    I hadn't have met you, no I hadn't have met you       What if maybe I hadn't have met you no    I wouldn't have got this far, no not without you