Lately, my insecurity has got me paralyzed   Look in the mirror, It's getting clearer.   I've got those Ed McManoh eyes.   Feelin' humble, just like Barney Rubble   like I'm just a part of someone else's show.   Don't wanna be the guy who has to die,   in the middle of a Star Trek episode.      I don't wanna go on like Frank Stallone...   Don't wanna be second best   I don't wanna be your second best   I don't wanna be your second best      I go to parties, trying to be smart   With praticed lines, I try to show some wit.   No matter how I say it, nobody takes the bait   And I end up in the corner eating chips.   Don't wanna go through life with my rolling 25   Always playing second fiddle to the man   Why can't I be the best? Not like all the rest.   Not the professor, I am Mary Ann.      I don't wanna be like Andrew Wrigley   Don't wanna be second best   I don't wanna be your second best   I don't wanna be your second best   I don't wanna go on like Don Oates   Just second best.      Everytime I turn around, I'm Art Garfunkeled out.    Don't wanna be Second Best