All alone in your pajamas   Writing letters to your grandma   She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today   Things were better back in 1938      You go to school, you do the homework   Extra credit - But you still feel like a jerk   Second captain of the debating club   You've got the GPA, but where is the dirty love?   It's not right   Your by yourself on a Friday night   Lost and alone   You gotta bark if you want the bone      Put your hands on my cashmere sweater   My cashmere sweater   Put your hands on my cashmere sweater   Don't it make you feel better?      You drive your friend to the rock show   You've got suspicions that she's kind of a ho   She disappears with the drummer   Your sitting on the curb   What a bummer!      It's not fair   Your dying, and no one seems to care   Take, Take a stand   Put down the pencil case and take my hand      Put your hands on my cashmere sweater   My cashmere sweater   Put your hands on my cashmere sweater   Don't it make you feel better?      Come to me   I'm warm and fuzzy   Come to me   I'm warm and fuzzy   Come to me   I'm warm and fuzzy   Come to me   I'm warm and fuzzy