Let's go      One man at the window   One girl at the bar   Saw that look of recognition   When they know just who you are   I seen you on the tv   I seen you on that show   You make the people crazy   And then you let them go      Before the show we calm them   We sympathise, we care   And the hostile folk we keep apart   'til the red light says 'on air'   Did you see our leather lovers   All tied up to the chair   Did you catch those child molesters   No one else goes there      What a show, the barry williams show   What a show,   Dysfunctional excess   Is all it took for my success   The greater pain that they endure   The more you know the show will scored   It's showtime      Got the reputation of a surgeon   'cos they cannot feel the cut   It looks so very simple   But it really is an art   They call our studio 'the hospital'   Making money from the sick   We let people be themselves   There is no other trick      'my lover stole my girlfriend'   'i keep beating up my ex'   'i want to kill my neighbour'   'my daughter's selling sex'   'my s/m lover hurt me'   'my girl became a man'   'i love my daughter's rapist   'my life's gone down the pan'      What a show, the barry williams show   The barry williams show   Dysfunctional excess   Is all it took for my success   And when the punches start to fly   The ratings always read so high   It's showtime      'that girl has got no scruples'   Not a wrinkle on her face   You would not believe the plot she conceived   So they'd let her take my place   Well, no man is an island   No man is a sea   But this display of emotion   Is all but drowning me      What a show, oh what a show   On my show, the barry williams show   It's my show   What a show   Dysfunctional excess   Is all it took for my success      The best tv you've ever seen   Where people say the things that they really mean   I hear my name, I hear them roar   For the one more time I take the floor   Just one more barry williams show   We're gonna take you where you want to go   It's showtime      Come on down   Come on down