Destiny was calling   Monday afternoon   Wednesday you'll be crawling   and you pray to be there soon   with sports and wine   yeah   sports and wine   no, no    some men never grew up   fortunate like you   some men never found out   what it takes to be a dude   now, sports and wine   yeah   sports and wine   no, no, no       the girls don't understand it   what you think is art   my, oh my, we're all impressed   how sensitive you are   everybody's talkin' about you now   you know it's true   'cause it always has been   sports and wine for you       so you ask me how I think I know   just what makes you tick   I know what I know ya know   I know you make me sick!   and sports and wine   ooh   sports and wine       the girls don't understand it   anything you say   and I don't understand it either   guess that makes me gay   everybody's talkin' about you now   you know it's true