Destiny was calling   Monday afternoon   Wednesday you'll be crawling   And you'll pray to be there soon   With sports and wine, yeah yeah   Sports and wine, no, no      Some men never grew up   Fortunate like you   Some men never found out   What it takes to be a dude   That's sports and wine, yeah yeah   Sports and wine, no, no, no      The girls don't understand it   What you think is art   My oh my we're all impressed   How sensitive you are   Everybody's talkin' about you now   You know it's true      'Cos it's always has been   Sports and wine for you      So you ask me how I think I know   Just what makes you tick   I know what I know you know   I know you make me sick   And sports and wine   Sports and wine      Girls don't understand it   Anything you say   No I don't understand it either   Guess that makes me a gay   Everybody's talking 'bout you now   You know it's true