I'm not the Bering Strait   I'm not the Bering Strait   I am the Ice Age   I am the Ice Age      And isn't it strange   How I let you walk all over me?   Am I your bathmat?   Am I just now where it's at?   And you're so heavy   Welcome to North America!   Hello wooly mammoth   Hello all ya mammals   From the mastodon to the person to the animal      Hey! Yeah!   I am the Ice Age      And I'm starting to show my age   'Cause sunlight is all the rage   I'm starting to melt   Down in the Bible Belt   The ships are out sailing   The winds are prevailing   My first hint was a melty Junior Mint      Hey! Yeah!   I am the Ice Age      Let me show you what I got   It's an Icy Manipulator   I hope you don't mind   That I keep it in my refrigerator   I'd ice the winner   But it's time for dinner   Say haven't you noticed   That I ate the Black Lotus?      Hey! Yeah!   I am the Ice Age      I'm not the saber tooth   I'm not the saber tooth   I am the Ice Age   I am the Ice Age