I'm the bevel collector   Tool shed chic taken to another level   Hook up the lie detector   And I'll show you my bevels on the overhead projector   When I've got you on my mind   There's always a bevel going unpined   I'm the bevel collector      I'm the bevel collector   I have one that looks like Netanhayu   Have a glass of nectar   And I'll show you my bevels on the overhead projector   When your bevel is all alone   There's a connection waiting to be shown   I'm the bevel collector      So I'm stepping up   Talking down to your protractor   Oh no   Go somewhere else if you need a right angle   Oh yes      I'm the bevel collector   Just like my pa and all my ancestors   I'm a bevel protector   Jim Jarmusch is my favorite director   When I've got you on my mind   There's always a bevel going unpined   I'm the bevel collector      When I've got you on my mind   There's always a bevel going unpined   I'm the bevel collector   They all pass a rigorous test   But I always know which one's the best   I'm the bevel collector   I'm the bevel inspector