chorus: marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunk       at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a beer,he's a fucking queer    at 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has a beer,at 3 pm he has a beer,then he goes to work       chorus       he always shows up drunk to work,he always shows up drunk to meetings,he's always drunk around the house,i'm glad you got kicked out    what's up with your hairline,your saxophone is doing fine,you're 25 your kid is 9,and your father just died       chorus