The party scene is beckoning   But no one's left you recognise   Commencement day is hard to take   When you're on summer number five      Your friends all left to chase their plans   Their dreams and their degrees in hand   Technically, you're still a sophmore      Here's to you still going nuts   Throwing down and throwing up   On the rug   Dude that's freaking awesome   Freshman girls all run to you   Till you drink so much you puke    On your shoes   Dude that's freaking awesome      Whats her name just got engaged   It's weird to think you used to date   The wedding isle would cramp your style   You've got the freedom now to play      Here's to you not growing up   Falling in and out of love   You got dumped   Dude that's freaking awesome   Well that's okay and that's alright   You'll be partying all night   Serves her right   Dude that's freaking awesome      We all know you're crazy coz you tell us all the time   When you had a few too many and you call   I know it's your life but do you really wanna waste it all?      Here's to working through this stage   Before there's no one half your age   Left to say   Dude that's freaking awesome   Here's to purpose, here's to plans   Learning how to be a man   If you can   Dude that's freaking awesome      Coz no one likes it when you're rude   And beer is not a kind of food   It's true   Dude that's freaking awesome   Waking naked on the lawn   Wondering where the good times gone   Lost your bong   Dude that's freaking awesome      You quit your job so you could play   World of warcraft every day   Anyway   Dude that's freaking awesome      Na na na na na na na   Na na na na na na na   Dude that's freaking awesome X5