Wow!    How cute! What a guy!   The kind that makes my mouth go dry   He turned around and flashed me a smile   While I pictured us walking down the aisle   But then just the other day   All I needed was to hear him say   That he yearned for a deeper connection   His lips parted upon the confession      He said   Oh Oh Oh I want you   Oh Oh Oh I want you   Oh Oh I want you with no protection!      Wow!   How could I argue with that   He'd gotten to me in five seconds flat   So hoping and trusting too   I took him home quick    I was wanting it too   We shed our clothes as we shut the door   And out from the bottom drawer   Female condoms-- my predilection   But when he saw my selection      He said   No No No I want you   No No No I want you   No No I want you with no protection!      Wow!   How could I miss what he meant   He suddenly seemed less intelligent   He said If it's not spit then it's not love   So put away those penile gloves      And I said   No No No this won't do   And I lost my erection      Now listen to me      Oh Oh Oh I want you   But No No No this won't do   No No I won't screw with no protection!