Kevin's mysterious and enigmatic   Kevin is tall and darkly attractive   Kevin's the subject of speculation   'Cause Kevin avoids any explanation      Kevin's a bachelor, never dated   He's had a dozen offers he's never taken   Kevin is friendly but can be remote   Avoids getting personal or too close      Women wan to know   Who's that handsome man?   Men ask their acquaintances   About that lad      Kevin's inhibited, Kevin's quiet   Intimacy seems to make him frightened   He was seen kissing a woman once   At a party when he was totally drunk      Kevin's got friends he could confide in    But he's always denied them   The simple facts, avoids revelations   Kevin's a master of evasion      Lives all alone, rarely goes out   Is there a double life we don't know about?      He won't say that he's gay   He won't say that he's not   He won't say that he's bi   He won't be pinned down   He'll say that he's picky   And refuse to be labeled   Then the changes the subject   As soon as he's able   His friends all see it as a matter of trust   They'd never judge him on his lust   They just wish he'd be more open   They're tired and resentful of his withholding      We're all in the dark   Because Kevin won't talk   We're all in the dark   Because Kevin won't talk   We're all in the dark   Because Kevin won't talk   But maybe Kevin's more confused than we are      Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.   Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.   Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.   Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.