He thinks he´s oscar wilde, but he´s paul lynde   Can´t say anything good about anything   He flips his cigarette with disdain   You´ve failed to live up to his standards again   He´s a negative queen, he´s a negative queen   He reads all the latest magazines   He´s quick to fallow, but thinks he´s in the lead   He was there and you weren´t   You´re out of it, you´re not current   He´s a negative queen, he´s a negative queen   He drips disdain, he´s lacking tact   He´s popular in a scene   Where being nice is a radical act   Everything´s got to be just so   If it´s not, he´ll let you know   Don´t put up posters on castro street   He´ll rip them down so he shop in peace   He´s a negative queen, he´s a negative queen   He struts into a bar with swagger   Stumbles out later with a stagger   Spent half his life in a bar   Now he looks so haggard   No sympathy for a braggart   Everything´s got to be just so   If it´s not, he´ll let you know   Darling, you simply haven´t lived   Unless you´ve lived like him   He´s a negative queen, he´s a negative queen